Below you will find quotes about Football.

Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.

They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.

Many of the greatest talents are allowed to sloppy for training, and when I see the youth national team play, it strikes me that many of them are very focused on their hairstyles or Italian hair bands.

We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls

If Per Bjerregaard wants to stop telling untruths about us, we will in turn fail to tell the truth about him.

The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.

There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!

Is it cool to be Nicklas Bendtner right now? It’s always cool to be Nicklas Bendtner.

My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.

They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.

We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.

I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.

Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.

One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.

An ordinary Sunday

We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.

I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.

Yes, the players showed an excellent attitude, but I am never satisfied when we are out on Lars Tyndskid’s field and then lose.

Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.

The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.

Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!

I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.

I think it was a really bad team they had assembled. I could not see what the party monkey and the toad face would help John Faxe Jensen with.

I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.

A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.