I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
An ordinary Sunday
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
They say cristiano ronaldo scores only against small teams? That’s true because there’s no bigger team than Real Madrid.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.
Set the bar high for your goals and don’t stop until you get there.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
Is it cool to be Nicklas Bendtner right now? It’s always cool to be Nicklas Bendtner.
Brøndby is a good municipal brand. Now they just need to become a good football brand.
I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can guarantee that it is much more important than that.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
Professional soccer is not a social office.
If you train hard, you not only become hard yourself, you also become hard to overcome.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Many of the greatest talents are allowed to sloppy for training, and when I see the youth national team play, it strikes me that many of them are very focused on their hairstyles or Italian hair bands.
I don’t believe in motivating a team. I believe in preparing a team so that they know that they have the necessary confidence when they go on the pitch – and are therefore prepared to play a good game.
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.