Below you will find quotes about Football.

Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.

Yes, the players showed an excellent attitude, but I am never satisfied when we are out on Lars Tyndskid’s field and then lose.

I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.

I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.

One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.

All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.

I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.

Professional soccer is not a social office.

Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.

The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.

Many of the greatest talents are allowed to sloppy for training, and when I see the youth national team play, it strikes me that many of them are very focused on their hairstyles or Italian hair bands.

I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.

There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!

The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.

They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.

My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.

Is it cool to be Nicklas Bendtner right now? It’s always cool to be Nicklas Bendtner.

We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.

Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.

I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.

I think it was a really bad team they had assembled. I could not see what the party monkey and the toad face would help John Faxe Jensen with.

I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.

If Per Bjerregaard wants to stop telling untruths about us, we will in turn fail to tell the truth about him.

I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it

An ordinary Sunday