In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
There is always a bigger fish.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
The early bird catches the worm
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.