Animals

Below you will find quotes about Animals.

Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.

The early bird catches the worm

There is always a bigger fish.

In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,

Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.

The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.