I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
You have to go through hell to be successful. There’s a reason the devil wears Prada.
Virenque is riding. He (Aldag, ed.) stands perfectly still. He stands still as a German tree in the Harz.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
We just have to go out and shout as loud as we can
Is it cool to be Nicklas Bendtner right now? It’s always cool to be Nicklas Bendtner.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
An ordinary Sunday
The beauty in being blessed with talent is rising above doubters to create a beautiful moment.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Hard work is more important than talent when talent does not want to work hard.
It’s different from being 21 and you think there’s endless amount of opportunities. At 33, the ending is much, much closer.
I’ve never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I’m pretty concerned, I’m pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don’t let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it’s a new crowd out there, it’s a new audience, and they haven’t seen us before. So it’s got to be like the first time we go on.
Whoever said “it’s not just about winning” probably said it after losing.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
Physical strength in a woman – that’s what I am.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.