Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit on a bad day.
Hard work is more important than talent when talent does not want to work hard.
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
I have self-doubt. I have insecurity. I have fear of failure. I have nights when I show up at the arena and I’m like, ‘My back hurts, my feet hurt, my knees hurt. I don’t have it. I just want to chill.’ We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
You should always take women so beautiful that you can get rid of them again.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
Don’t let what you can’t do get in the way of what you can.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
All warfare is based on deception.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house, as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy.