Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
If you are not ready to go all the way, why go anywhere at all.
The early bird catches the worm
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Vær anderledes, så skiller du dig altid ud.
Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
An ordinary Sunday
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
We do two shows a night for five weeks. A lotta times we’ll go upstairs and sing until daylight – gospel songs. We grew up with it…It more or less puts your mind at ease. It does mine.
Virenque is riding. He (Aldag, ed.) stands perfectly still. He stands still as a German tree in the Harz.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Idleness is the root of all art
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones.
What you wear is how you present yourself to the world, especially today, when human contacts are so quick. Fashion is instant language.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
You take your problems to a god, but what you really need is for the god to take you to your inner self.
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.