Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper