If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.