Below you will find quotes about Life.

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.

I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.

Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.

Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.

Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.

If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.

Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.

It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.

And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!

Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.

Stupidity is the same.

And that’s why life is hard.

If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.

If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.

Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?

Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.

Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.

I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.

You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.

You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.

In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.

Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.

When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.

Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.

If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.

We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.