Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!