We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.