I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.