I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.