Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.