My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.