Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.