Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!