It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.