Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!