Fun

Below you will find quotes about Fun.

A good person, there can not be too much of.

They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.

Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.

Stupidity is the same.

And that’s why life is hard.

I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.

I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.

There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls

It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.

It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.

If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!

If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.

I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.

A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.

I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.

Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants

My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.

Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.

I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.