We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.