When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
A good breakfast can save the day.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.