Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.