Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.

A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.

Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep

The early bird catches the worm

The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

Never stop being a good person because of bad people.

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.

Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.

Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.

Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.

If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.

If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.

The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.

It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.

All warfare is based on deception.

Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.

Vær anderledes, så skiller du dig altid ud.

The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.

You are only as happy as your least happy child-

Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.

If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.

Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.