It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.