It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.