Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.