It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.