It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
A good person, there can not be too much of.