Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.