It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.