Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.