It’s worth remembering that it is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
I don’t hate myself anymore. I used to hate my work, hate the sexy image, hate the pictures of me on stage, hate the big vulgar person. On stage, I act the whole time I’m there. As soon as I come out of those songs, I’m Tina again.
…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.