If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
If it’s dancing, or anything else in life my darling, that matters to you, then don’t let anything or anyone stop you.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
The first time that I appeared on stage, it scared me to death. I really didn’t know what all the yelling was about. I didn’t realize that my body was moving. It’s a natural thing to me. So to the manager backstage I said, ‘What’d I do? What’d I do?’ And he said “Whatever it is, go back and do it again.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
Sometimes you need to let go of everything – cleanse yourself. If you’re unhappy with something… whatever it is that’s dragging you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self, comes out.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.