When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
I’ve never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I’m pretty concerned, I’m pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don’t let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it’s a new crowd out there, it’s a new audience, and they haven’t seen us before. So it’s got to be like the first time we go on.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Cyclists live with pain. If you can’t handle it you will win nothing.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
It’s worth remembering that it is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
Grief is the price we pay for love.