Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
The women’s struggle today is an individual struggle (…) You can’t demand equal pay if you also want to have a long maternity leave, stay at home when they are sick and be there primarily for the children.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
I’m attracted to myths.
I don’t hate myself anymore. I used to hate my work, hate the sexy image, hate the pictures of me on stage, hate the big vulgar person. On stage, I act the whole time I’m there. As soon as I come out of those songs, I’m Tina again.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
I have no vices only desires.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.