If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
I’ve never tried that before, so I can probably do it well!
All warfare is based on deception.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future.
My legacy is that I stayed the course… from start to finish because I believed in something inside of me.
If it’s dancing, or anything else in life my darling, that matters to you, then don’t let anything or anyone stop you.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
Throughout my life, the message and teachings of Christ have been my guide and in them I find hope. It is my heartfelt prayer that you will continue to be sustained by your faith in times of trial and encouraged by hope in times of despair.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.