I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
All warfare is based on deception.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
Cyclists live with pain. If you can’t handle it you will win nothing.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.