It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
I have no vices only desires.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
I’ve never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I’m pretty concerned, I’m pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don’t let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it’s a new crowd out there, it’s a new audience, and they haven’t seen us before. So it’s got to be like the first time we go on.