In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Idleness is the root of all art
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.