If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
There is always a bigger fish.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.