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When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.

If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.

I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.

I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.

If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.

You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.

If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.

I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.

Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?

An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.

How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.

When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.

When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.

Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.

I need ammunition, not a ride.

I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.

Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants