One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.