Stuff

Below you will find quotes about Stuff.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.

A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.

We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.

If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Idleness is the root of all art

In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.

If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?

If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.

My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.

I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.

It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.

When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Too much learning can crack even the freshest!

The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.

His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.

I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.