A good breakfast can save the day.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Idleness is the root of all art
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.