It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
There is always a bigger fish.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.