When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
There is always a bigger fish.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.