If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
A good breakfast can save the day.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.