Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
A good breakfast can save the day.
There is always a bigger fish.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?