My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
There is always a bigger fish.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.