No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.