I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.