I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Idleness is the root of all art
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
There is always a bigger fish.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.