Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
The women’s struggle today is an individual struggle (…) You can’t demand equal pay if you also want to have a long maternity leave, stay at home when they are sick and be there primarily for the children.
Ultimately, it is the extra effort that separates the best from the second best. It requires ambition, determination, discipline and a willingness to sacrifice. If you add all this up, and even if you don’t win – how can you lose?
We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.
Our modern world places such heavy demands on our time and attention that the need to remember our responsibilities to others is greater than ever.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
It’s not about whether you get knocked down. It’s about whether you get back up again.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit on a bad day.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
A good breakfast can save the day.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
Your most difficult opponent is not the one facing you. Human nature, on the other hand, is.