I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I want a globe as a birthday present – in life size.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
You have to go through hell to be successful. There’s a reason the devil wears Prada.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
If you are 17 and live in Albertslund, what can you become? Maybe you can study in a bakery.