What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.