I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.