I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
Grief is the price we pay for love.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.