I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.