I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.