If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.