Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
If you can not join them, beat them.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
Sometimes you need to let go of everything – cleanse yourself. If you’re unhappy with something… whatever it is that’s dragging you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self, comes out.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
We may hold different points of view but it is in times of stress and difficulty that we most need to remember that we have much more in common than there is dividing us.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
All warfare is based on deception.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.