The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
Throughout my life, the message and teachings of Christ have been my guide and in them I find hope. It is my heartfelt prayer that you will continue to be sustained by your faith in times of trial and encouraged by hope in times of despair.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
If you can not join them, beat them.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
I’ve never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I’m pretty concerned, I’m pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don’t let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it’s a new crowd out there, it’s a new audience, and they haven’t seen us before. So it’s got to be like the first time we go on.