With great powers comes great responsibilities.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I was mortified that she disappeared before me, sitting at her writing desk, surrounded by classical music. A cerut in hand and a glass of whisky within reach.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
I have no vices only desires.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
The first time that I appeared on stage, it scared me to death. I really didn’t know what all the yelling was about. I didn’t realize that my body was moving. It’s a natural thing to me. So to the manager backstage I said, ‘What’d I do? What’d I do?’ And he said “Whatever it is, go back and do it again.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.