If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
It’s worth remembering that it is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Of course, I have nothing against the language changing, but there must be reasonableness in it, so that it does not become a mere gas can. On the other hand, new words are sometimes added that I wouldn’t do without – for example, “smug”. It’s my new favorite word. It’s a wonderfully oily word, a precise word that covers a certain type of person with a high degree of self-confidence in their own abilities.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
I am self-created. I always wanted to make myself a better person because I wasn’t educated. But that was my dream – to have class.
If you can not join them, beat them.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.