Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Idleness is the root of all art
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.