In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.