An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
Idleness is the root of all art
I need ammunition, not a ride.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?