The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
A good breakfast can save the day.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
There is always a bigger fish.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.