We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.