A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.