I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
There is always a bigger fish.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.