Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
There is always a bigger fish.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Idleness is the root of all art
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.