You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
There is always a bigger fish.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.