In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
A good breakfast can save the day.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?