In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
There is always a bigger fish.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
Idleness is the root of all art
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
A good breakfast can save the day.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.