Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
There is always a bigger fish.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.