I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Idleness is the root of all art
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
A good breakfast can save the day.