If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.