My uncle always said: There are two kinds of music: country and western.
All warfare is based on deception.
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I want a globe as a birthday present – in life size.
If it’s dancing, or anything else in life my darling, that matters to you, then don’t let anything or anyone stop you.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
In our case, you could be a bit cheeky and say that there is probably not that much difference between integrating a North Jutlander and a Swede
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I ain’t no saint, but I’ve tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God…I figure all any kid needs is hope and the feeling he or she belongs. If I could do or say anything that would give some kid that feeling, I would believe I had contributed something to the world.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
Shut up it was blowing out there and there was also a Spaniard who did not have learned that with not pissing against the wind. So he pissed and I got his piss on my leg. So I was not entirely happy with that.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
One of the worst things that can happen to a journalist is a belief in authority.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
Hard work is more important than talent when talent does not want to work hard.