All warfare is based on deception.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
If you are not ready to go all the way, why go anywhere at all.
Age is not an obstacle. It is a limitation you impose on your mind.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
I think it was a really bad team they had assembled. I could not see what the party monkey and the toad face would help John Faxe Jensen with.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
If you train hard, you not only become hard yourself, you also become hard to overcome.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
My old, wise father once said: Freedom of speech is a right to write and speak, not a duty! But of course: Freedom of speech is by its nature unlimited, and it applies to everyone, even the stupid and provocative.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
The early bird catches the worm
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
He treats the bike like an old mean bitch that deserves it.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit on a bad day.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
The beauty in being blessed with talent is rising above doubters to create a beautiful moment.