An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
Keep your heels head and standards high.
By 2030, we will be working for as little as 15 hours a week.
You take your problems to a god, but what you really need is for the god to take you to your inner self.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
Of course, I have nothing against the language changing, but there must be reasonableness in it, so that it does not become a mere gas can. On the other hand, new words are sometimes added that I wouldn’t do without – for example, “smug”. It’s my new favorite word. It’s a wonderfully oily word, a precise word that covers a certain type of person with a high degree of self-confidence in their own abilities.
I am a trained teacher. But apparently not good at pedagogy
I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
An ordinary Sunday
Don’t let what you can’t do get in the way of what you can.
I think now it’s a bit of a shame the real blondes are on the verge of extinction.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
They say cristiano ronaldo scores only against small teams? That’s true because there’s no bigger team than Real Madrid.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.