What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
I’ve never worried about my color. I never had the black thing. If the whole world was like this, maybe there would be more harmony and love. Maybe it is. I don’t have a problem with being black in a white country or being with my people.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.