If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.