My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.