Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.