What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.