Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.