Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.