The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.