I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.