Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.