An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking.
There is always a bigger fish.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Don’t let what you can’t do get in the way of what you can.
If i ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes
You have to go through hell to be successful. There’s a reason the devil wears Prada.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
One of the worst things that can happen to a journalist is a belief in authority.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Livingston wants to give it to Armstrong, but Armstrong would rather have it from behind by Hamilton.
If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.