It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
The bicycle has a soul. If you succeed to love it, it will give you emotions that you will never forget.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I was raised in a free and liberal home. I have never felt threatened by other cultures, other colors or other ways of thinking. In 30 years, there will be more and more colors in the minds of the people who walk around our streets. And we want to move around a lot more ourselves. It is also necessary that we open up if we are to remain strong at that time.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
There are many ways to motivate yourself to reach a higher level. Write about it, dream about it. But once you’ve done that – make it happen. Don’t settle for dreaming.
If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on.
You have to go through hell to be successful. There’s a reason the devil wears Prada.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
You should always take women so beautiful that you can get rid of them again.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
Many of the greatest talents are allowed to sloppy for training, and when I see the youth national team play, it strikes me that many of them are very focused on their hairstyles or Italian hair bands.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.