Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
My old, wise father once said: Freedom of speech is a right to write and speak, not a duty! But of course: Freedom of speech is by its nature unlimited, and it applies to everyone, even the stupid and provocative.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
Maybe it should have changed me more [to become a mother, ed.]. I sometimes wonder if I was at home enough with my children, but it’s no use now, because it can’t be helped. They have survived.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
If Per Bjerregaard wants to stop telling untruths about us, we will in turn fail to tell the truth about him.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I want a globe as a birthday present – in life size.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.