It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I’ve never tried that before, so I can probably do it well!
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
Elegance is not about being noticed, it’s about being remembered.
There are too many factors you have to take into account that you have no control over. The most important factor you can keep in your own hands is yourself. I always placed the greatest emphasis on that.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
My uncle always said: There are two kinds of music: country and western.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
I think it was a really bad team they had assembled. I could not see what the party monkey and the toad face would help John Faxe Jensen with.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
It’s worth remembering that it is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
When peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
If you can not join them, beat them.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can guarantee that it is much more important than that.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.
Age is not an obstacle. It is a limitation you impose on your mind.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers