You can change wives, politics, religion… but you can never, ever change your favorite football team.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
Ride as much or as little, or as long or as short as you feel. But ride.
We do two shows a night for five weeks. A lotta times we’ll go upstairs and sing until daylight – gospel songs. We grew up with it…It more or less puts your mind at ease. It does mine.
Everything negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I think now it’s a bit of a shame the real blondes are on the verge of extinction.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Sportsmanship for me is when a player leaves the field and you can’t tell if the player has won or lost. When the player exudes pride regardless of the result.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
When peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Vær anderledes, så skiller du dig altid ud.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.