I start a fire and every time I exercise, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I strike the match.
They say cristiano ronaldo scores only against small teams? That’s true because there’s no bigger team than Real Madrid.
If i ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
I am a trained teacher. But apparently not good at pedagogy
Why do you see the splinter in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the beam in your own eye?
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
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Sometimes you need to let go of everything – cleanse yourself. If you’re unhappy with something… whatever it is that’s dragging you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self, comes out.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
Ike’s problem was that he was a musician who always wanted to be a star; and he was a star, locally, but never internationally… so he changed his name to Ike and changed my name to Tina, because if I ran away, Tina was his name. It was patented, as they say.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
I think now it’s a bit of a shame the real blondes are on the verge of extinction.
To be completely honest, I thought Viborg was a bit like Herning. However, it is something completely different with beautiful nature, large forests, and amazing lakes.
One man can be crucial to a team, but one man cannot make a whole team.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
We’ve crazy about cycling. We just so like it.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!