Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
They say cristiano ronaldo scores only against small teams? That’s true because there’s no bigger team than Real Madrid.
I think now it’s a bit of a shame the real blondes are on the verge of extinction.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.
I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
Trust me, setting things up right from the beginning will avoid a ton of tears and heartache.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
As long as I breathe, I attack.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Professional soccer is not a social office.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.